No. 1391 - The Chaos Chronicles

Ah, the Desk of Procrastination! It's like a graveyard for ideas and half-read novels. I see you have a strong affinity for chaos mixed with a hint of 'I was going to get organized, I swear!' Who needs a tidy workspace when you have the entire library of 'I might read this someday'? Those pens look like they're in witness protection while your perfume bottles are partying harder than you are! Honestly, your desk looks like it got caught in a whirlwind of hobbies.