No. 1411 - The Post-It Jungle

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the desk of chaos! This place looks like a tornado of post-it notes and crumpled papers got into a heated argument over who gets to be useful. Seriously, I’ve seen cleaner crime scenes! Your laptop is drowning under an avalanche of office supplies, and I’m starting to suspect that you've got a secret career as a paper mâché artist. How many more sticky notes do you need? Are you trying to break the world record for the most passive-aggressive reminders? Keep up the good work, and maybe invest in a trash can that won't judge your life choices.