No. 1457 - The Witness Protection Desk

Ah, the desk of a true scholar or maybe just someone who's pretending to be one! You’ve got your laptop, papers everywhere, and a water bottle that looks like it could double as a weapon. I see you’re trying the minimalist aesthetic, which is cool, but did you forget to add more than one textbook and a few pens? I love the sticky notes battling for attention on the keyboard, like they’re having a meeting to decide who gets to be remembered! Just a heads up, though: your desk looks like it's in witness protection—hiding all its personality. Try adding some vibrant art or a plant, or else it might just disappear into a boring void.

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