No. 146 - The Cybernetic Octopus

Well, well, well, if it isn't the Command Center for someone convinced they can hack into the matrix! I haven't seen this many screens since the security guard fell asleep in a heist movie. Let's be honest, the only thing you're coding is the excuse to your parents why you're still living in their basement. That desk is about as cramped as a clown car, but instead of clowns, it's stuffed with what I can only assume is every tech gadget from the past decade. And is that a laptop trying to assert dominance over another laptop? A bold move! With a setup like this, I'm sure the only 'exercise' you're getting is your fingers sprinting on the keyboard.