No. 199 - The Cubicle Cringe

Ah, the 'Monochromatic Monolith', perfect for those who want their workspace to have the same personality as a piece of cardboard. This desk wants so badly to be in an uptown gallery, it's practically got 'pretentious' carved into the fake wood grain. Those silver handles are like cheap earrings on a statue, trying to dress up for a party it's not even invited to.