Oh look, it's the 'Box Office' hit of the year where the budget clearly all went into electronics. This 'Cardboard Command Center' is the epitome of upcycling elegance, isn't it? With the aesthetic charm of a grade-school fort and the structural integrity of a house of cards, this desk is a living monument to the phrase 'form follows function'—minus the form bit. Just don't lean too hard on your dreams, or the whole empire might come crashing down! Be sure to save frequently; you wouldn't want a system crash to be a literal event.