Welcome to the desk that's trying so hard to look like it's from an upscale tech startup, it's only missing a bowl of free organic quinoa. Love the monitor setup, because why stop at eye strain when you can go for full-blown neck strain by constantly turning your head? And the ambient lighting! It's perfect for those 'I want to feel like I'm in a techy nightclub but I've got spreadsheets to do' nights. The wire management is like a magic trick; I can almost believe they've all vanished, but I know they're just shoved behind the desk out of sight. Plus, bonus points for the acoustic panels trying to muffle the screams of your wallet after buying all this gear.