Ah, the dual-monitor setup where you can simultaneously code your way to glory on one screen and procrastinate with online shopping on the other! How do you ever get anything done with so much screen real estate to distract you? The one-size-too-small mousepad paired with the Goliath-sized monitors is a David vs. Goliath matchup for the modern age, and those scattered bottles and tumbler say 'I hydrate between each debug session'. And wait, is that a stack of boxes as a monitor stand? Upcycling or just too lazy to find a real stand? This desk screams 'I work hard but my Amazon Prime habit works harder'.