No. 24 - The Portable Programmer's Purgatory

Ah, the classic 'hotel room makeshift office where productivity goes to die a slow, painful death.' This is where open tabs go to live in exile, right next to the complimentary water bottle graveyard. Nothing screams 'I love cramped spaces' like a desk barely big enough for one laptop, yet somehow supporting two laptops, a monitor, and the life remnants of somebody who thinks room service pizza is a food group. Bonus points for the mouse pad that looks like it was stolen from a more productive desk in the year 2001, and the notepad and pen strategically placed to suggest 'Yes, I occasionally write something by hand.' Pure visual poetry.

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