No. 248 - The ClusterFunk Workstation

Ah, the classic 'Organized Chaos' model desk - where snacks and stationery play hide and seek under a blanket of paperwork. I see we're rocking dual monitors, because why suffer through one screen of spreadsheets when you can double the pain? The lone apple is a nice touch, it's like saying 'I believe in health... but I'm also ready for a paperweight if the fan starts blowing'. The various notes scattered as if a sticky note factory exploded nearby, and personal hygiene products at the ready because clearly, this desk is where germs come to party. Overall, it's an homage to multitaskers who've mastered the art of looking busy without actually finding anything they need.