No. 290 - The Intergalactic Command Console

Ah, I see we've stumbled upon the 'Three Stages of Screen Envy' – from the moderately-sized laptop to the 'my wallpaper needs to be seen from space' monitor, and finally, the 'even my smart devices can outshine a small sun' tablet. Truly the setup of someone who thinks the desktop is a space-simulation cockpit. And let's not ignore the fact that there's more computing power on this desk than in some small countries. The mousepad scene makes me feel like I should be whispering to avoid waking up the dragons, while the solitary corner plant prepares for a life of neglect. All in all, it's like the command center for someone who captains a spaceship in their daydreams and crunches spreadsheets by night.

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