Oh look, it's the 'I'm not stuck in the past, I'm just retro' station. With a wall that screams 'I miss mixtapes and dial-up,' and a desk that has more devices than a Best Buy clearance bin, it's the perfect blend of museum and mayhem. But hey, at least you're prepared for any tech emergency—from needing to call Ghostbusters on a rotary phone to sending a fax to the '80s. Just one question: Do you get more work done or do you just dust your tech collection?