No. 339 - The Neon Command Center

Well, well, well, look at what we have here – a desk trying so hard to stand out it accidentally became a nightclub for computer parts. The glowing PC is so bright; it's like a miniature rave on your tabletop, minus the sweaty dancers. You've got more characters around your desk than a Disney parade. And those headphones, dropped casually to the side? They just scream, 'I can't decide if I'm coming or going, but I might just be able to direct aircraft with these neon earmuffs.' By the way, those stacks of cards – you prepping for the world's most underwhelming game of poker or building a monument to lost productivity? Overall, it's got that 'gamer-chic meets office supply store clearance bin' vibe. A perfect blend of RGB overkill and 'yes, I do have all the modern conveniences of 2010'.

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