Ah, the 'Retro Tech Time Capsule' layout. It's like walking into a 90's teen drama, but without the bad haircuts. And that vintage soda can—was your computer loading a webpage while you decided to snap this, or is this your drink of choice for feeling like a misunderstood protagonist from a John Hughes movie? Neatness? More like a half-hearted attempt at organized nostalgia. Style's off the charts if 'vintage' is just another word for 'cool', but let's face it, your Walkman is two steps away from being a glorified paperweight.