No. 436 - The Technotronic Tinsel Table

What do we have here? A desk that competes with a Christmas tree in a 'who wore it best with tinsel' contest. Gotta say, the tinsel is winning. Cluttered with novelty knick-knacks and tech relics, this desk has seen things, people. We're talking about a keyboard that's been to war and back, missing letters like it's sending you secret coded messages. And let's address the elephant not in the room – that's quite the arty collection you've got going on there! Is that a mousepad or the remnants of a retired city map? All things considered, this desk screams 'I've got stories to tell, but let's wrap up this séance first.'