No. 592 - Exhibit A for 'Why I Can't Find My Stuff'

Ah, the 'Creative Chaos' desk, where the line between a work station and a treacherous obstacle course is thinner than the plot of a bad sitcom. The monitor stands like a monolith, unaware that it's no longer 2005. A collection of pens eagerly await to play a live-action version of Pick-Up Sticks. And is that an empty glass plate playing hide and seek with the risk of an accidental elbow nudge? Overall, it's the desk of someone who multitasks as efficiently as a sloth on a lazy Sunday.