No. 665 - The Minimal Effort Corporate Oasis

Ah, the classic 'I swear I am going to start working any second now' setup! With a keyboard straight out of the 90's, yet so pristinely clean you could eat off it—except no one would want to dine with those sad, lonely cables jutting out like forgotten spaghetti. The chair looks like it's bracing for impact—perhaps from the sheer weight of unfulfilled tasks. But hey, at least you've got a monitor strategically placed to hide from your colleagues, so points for effort!