No. 664 - The Spartan Workspace

Ah, the minimalist approach – or should we call it the 'I couldn't be bothered to decorate' style? I see you've gone for the 'abandoned office' chic, complete with a keyboard that's seen more fingers than a discount nail salon. And what's with the solitary, off-centered monitor? It's like a modern art piece titled 'Isolation in the Digital Age'. But props for the neatness; it's easier to keep clean when there's nothing there. Though, those cables under the desk are giving me anxiety – ever heard of cable management, or is that the next course on your 'how to adult' list?