Ah, the classic 'I swear there's a method to my madness' desk. It's like a Where's Waldo puzzle, but instead of Waldo, we're looking for an inch of free space. Is that a skyscraper of paper plates or an attempt at modern art? I'm not sure if you're trying to craft a masterpiece or you're just stockpiling supplies for the next arts and crafts apocalypse. And congrats on the portable speaker, finally something that can drown out the sound of chaos!