No. 676 - The Where's My Desk-o 3000

Ah, the classic 'I tried to find Waldo but instead, I found every gadget known to mankind' desk setup. I can only assume the owner's mantra is 'Why have desk space when you can have every space-filling trinket simultaneously pondering the meaning of existence right before your eyes?' The collection of objects on this desk looks like the 'before' picture in a Marie Kondo special. On the bright side, if there's ever a shortage of storage units, this person has a promising career in desk real estate hoarding. However, some credit is due for the impressive display of multitasking — or should I say, multi-cluttering?