No. 694 - The Luminous Lair

Ah, the classic 'gamer paradise' setup – where the aesthetic is 'RGB lighting makes everything better', am I right? The keyboard's more illuminated than my chances of finding any actual paperwork on this desk. And that gaming chair... screams 'I've never seen the light of day.' But hey, who needs sunlight when you've got the glow of a 1000 LEDs to keep you company, right? Just remember, the number of LED strips you own isn't directly proportional to your skills... unless we're talking about interior decorating!