No. 695 - The Subterranean Scribble Station

Ah, the classic 'unfinished basement chic' look, complete with a table that might've been salvaged from a yard sale nobody wanted to attend. Seriously, the only thing missing is a sign that says 'Work in Progress' because that's the vibe we're getting from the ambiance. If the goal was to blend kitchenette chaos with 'I might do some work here,' congratulations! It's an overwhelming success. And what's with the floor - hosting a paper airplane landing contest, or are we just trying to carpet the place with yesterday's news?