No. 696 - The Unicorn Tech Nest

Ah, the wild and the whimsical - it's as if a unicorn threw up on a tech convention. I see we've gone for the 'zebra-tiger-striped-wallpaper-as-a-backdrop-to-my-pink-tech-utopia' look, and I'm not mad about it. It's giving off 'I casually game in a cotton candy factory' vibes, and that oversized digital clock is just daring someone to lose track of time. But let's talk about that chair – is it a chair or a marshmallow in disguise? Kudos for committing to the theme; I mean, if we're going for bubble gum chic, let's not half-bake it. As for neatness, there seems to be some method to the madness; I can almost see the desk through the tech-tastic tea party. And style? Well, it's like looking into a kaleidoscope of Barbie's dream house. Coolness? Sure, if by cool, you mean 'frosted cupcake at a rave' kind of cool.