No. 712 - The Kindergarten Negotiator

This desk looks like it's seen more negotiations than a high-powered boardroom, except here it's just trading crayons for stickers. It's got that 'lived-in' look that screams 'I have many roles and mastering none.' Kudos for the clear organizational strategy of 'leave it where I last dropped it'—chaos is the new minimalism, after all. The wood veneer is so retro it’s practically a time machine—and not necessarily to a better time. Style points for the sports flair though, it’s always good to showcase your bad taste in teams. Don't mind the scratch on the surface, it adds character—the kind of character you hastily cover up when guests come over.