No. 728 - The Beige Battleground

Ah, the classic minimalist's battle station, where the only battle you seem to be fighting is against cable management and an identity crisis between Team Apple and Team PC. The desk's as clean as a whistle, sure, but that's only because everything's been shoved into the drawers or pixelated into oblivion on that dual-monitor setup. I see that precious mousepad real estate is being squandered––is your mouse practicing for a tiny desk marathon? And I must say, those speakers are about as invisible as your love for color in this sea of office beige, giving off serious 'I moonlight as an Excel spreadsheet' vibes.