No. 81 - The Minimalist Wasteland

Ladies and gentlemen, what we have here is not so much a desk, but more like a 'where did my life go wrong' exhibit. Let's be honest, that pen holder looks like it's holding onto all the hopes and dreams that were once meant to be spread onto paper. And congratulations on academy-level product placement – 'PLACEYOURADHERE', I don't think they meant for it to be that literal or lonely. As for style, it has the charm of a tax office waiting room. For neatness, well, it's so neat it's practically barren. And coolness - it's as cool as getting socks for Christmas, but only if the socks were also second-hand.