Ah, a desk so barren it makes the Mojave Desert look like a lush rainforest. The solo paper acting as the desk's lone ranger is right on the edge, adding that perfect hint of suspense for when it inevitably takes the leap of faith. And let's talk about that intriguing edge-of-monitor cameo, giving us just enough tech to let us know you're not writing this from a cave. As for style, it's giving very minimalist-chic-if-you-squint-hard-enough. In terms of neatness, it is pretty tidy, but let's be honest, it's hard not to be neat when there's nothing on it. Coolness? Well, it could freeze water if we're rating it on the presence alone!