No. 813 - The Tech Hoarder's Nest

Oh look, it's the playground of the modern multitasker - because why stop at one screen when you can make your neck do the full 180? And let me guess, each rubber ducky represents one of the projects you're desperately trying to keep afloat. Love the not-so-subtle brag with the mouse box, because nothing says 'pro user' like keeping the box of your most recent tech purchase on full display. By the way, kudos on the oversized mouse pad, or should I call it a desk blanket? It's the ultimate 'my desk is never dirty if you can't see it' move.