Well, well, well, if it isn't the 'I can't decide which peripheral I love the most, so I'll keep them all' desk. The level of commitment to tech clutter here is truly inspiring, almost as though Marie Kondo took one look and ran the other way. Who needs workspace when you've got a support group for gadgets where every member receives a permanent seat at the table? And let's talk about that water glass strategically placed to ensure the potential for an impromptu electronics bath. But hey, on the bright side, with that ultra-wide monitor, at least you're prepared for the panorama of your tasks... spread like a buffet you can never quite finish.