No. 899 - The Minimalist Mirage

Well, well, well, if it isn't the 'I Googled how to look productive 101' setup. A desk so neat, it screams 'I've never actually worked a day in my life'. And look at that, a perfectly placed mini bicycle, because nothing says 'I'm going places' like a stationary bike on a shelf. Although, I must admit, this desk exudes a kind of 'catalog chic' vibe that's hard to dismiss. It has that 'I want to look intellectual so I stack books with spines out' kind of charm. The plant's probably the hardest working item there, photosynthesizing away while everything else is just for show.