Ah, a desk that screams 'I have a personality and also zero filing cabinets'! Let's play a game of 'Find the Desk Surface', shall we? With your half-drunk soda that's probably gone flatter than the humor at an actuaries' convention, it's clear hydration takes precedence over organization. And kudos for balancing a monument to dead trees next to your state-of-the-art printer—it's 2023, ever heard of a PDF? A mix of childhood nostalgia with the Minion and hints of caffeine addiction with not one, but two mugs. Truly a workstation that tells a story... or several unfinished ones.