No. 968 - The Electric Dream Den

Oh wow, look at this desk – where were you when the neon sign store had a sale, 'Everything Must Glow'? It looks like Tron threw up in here, but in a cool, cyber-chic sort of way. It's like a gamer's fever dream crash-landed on an IKEA showroom floor. The glow is so intense, I bet you need sunglasses just to find your keyboard. And those LED panels on the wall – because why settle for one color when you can have the whole spectrum, right? This setup has more screens than a sports bar on game day; hope you've got a good chiropractor because with all that head-turning, you'll need one. But seriously, it's a slick setup – just don't blame me when your electric bill costs more than your mortgage.