Ah, the classic 'I mean business but also enjoy a good nap under the desk' model. A desk so standard, it makes vanilla feel like a risky flavor. The handles on the drawers are shinier than the owner's career prospects, and the curvature at the front? Clearly designed for someone who's not planning to see their own toes anytime soon. But on a positive note, at least there's ample storage for all your unfulfilled dreams and expired coupons!