Ah, the classic 'paper fortress' desk setup, where finding a pen is like a 'Where's Waldo?' page and the only clear space is just enough for the mouse to squeak by. This isn't a desk, it's a filing cabinet that's had an identity crisis. It's the visual representation of the phrase 'organized chaos'—but emphasis on the chaos. If the desk could talk, it'd probably just scream for help in a pile of overdue bills and forgotten Post-it notes.