No. 1217 - The Caffeinated Zen Garden

Ah, the minimalist's dream where the only pop of color is a cup of coffee, because who needs personality when you have caffeine, right? The plant is a nice touch, probably the most life you'll see around this sterile desk setup. I mean, it's so clean I'd be worried about leaving a fingerprint. And seriously, a notepad with actual paper? How quaint in the digital age. It's like saying 'I could use my device for notes, but I prefer to kill trees in the most stylish way possible'.