Ah, I see we have a desk that's doing its best impression of a Radio Shack going out of business sale. I mean, the wooden wrist rest is a nice 'log cabin chic' touch, but it's giving me mixed signals whether you're a tech mogul or a park ranger. And oh, look, the classic 'water bottle cluster' – because staying hydrated is just as important as showcasing every bottle you've ever owned, right? By the way, that cable management is so avant-garde – daring to let cables roam free in their natural tangled habitat!