No. 44 - The Archaeological Dig

Ah, what a picturesque arrangement of what I presume to be last week's lunch, the long-forgotten to-do list, and the modern art piece 'Ode to a Tissue'. This desk screams 'organized chaos' — if by 'organized' you mean 'I've given up,' and by 'chaos' you mean 'how I live my life.' It's good to know that hydration is a priority though, but it does seem like the only item knowing what gravity is. Not quite sure if the side of mystery sauce adds to the ambiance or if we're staging a modern renaissance of penicillin right there. Let's call this masterpiece: 'Still Life with Debris'.